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Poker Jokes
Q: How can you tell a poker player is lying?
A: His chips are moving.
Q: Heard of the Los Angeles poker hand?
A: Four Clubs beat a King
Q: What is the difference between a poker player and a dog.
A: In about ten years the dog quits whinning.
I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died.
Q: Three ninth grade girls go into a poker room, a blond, a brunette and a redhead.....
The brush chases the redhead and the brunette out, but not the blond.....Why??
A: She is 23....
A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.
'We need a fourth for poker,' said the friend.
'I'll be right over,' whispered the doctor.
As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, 'Is it serious?'
'Oh yes, quite serious,' said the doctor gravely. 'In fact, there are three doctors there already!'
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